Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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