im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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