Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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