Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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