he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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