thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
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God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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