Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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