well he's currently spooning the coffee table
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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