he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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