I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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