You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
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There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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