i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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