Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
We have so much sex to catch up on
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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