We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
is that a dick in a sweater?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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