We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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