i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
even my farts smell like vagina
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I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
So much rum. So many feels.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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