Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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