i need an iv and a liver transplant
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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