Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
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Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
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