That's intense
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
my shit smells like andre
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So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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