Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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