STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
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I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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