talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
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We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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