Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
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She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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