Me. At least after what I've been through.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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