is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
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Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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