You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
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I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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