How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
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You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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