Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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