You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
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It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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