My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
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laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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