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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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