PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
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i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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