im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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