i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
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All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
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