): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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