Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
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Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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