ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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