Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
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I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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