i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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