She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
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Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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