i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
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I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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