Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
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I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
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