we're blogging at a bar
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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