Yo dont text me then not text me
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize