I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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