If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
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and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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