Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
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He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
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actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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