we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
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im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
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