yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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